I remember saying in my opening to you last month, how long it
seemed to be since last we talked - Feb. Newsletter. Now we are
already to open the door on the month of March. I thought about
doing something historical, talking about the Ides of March,
Daylight Savings, or even March Madness. But that really isn’t my
style, so as usual I’m branching off into another arena for the
I would be remiss if I didn’t list a few of the events that have a
connection with March. So, let’s “MARCH...ON”
• Ash Wednesday
• Daylight Saving Time (DST)
• St. Patrick’s Day
• March Madness
• Many Animals Wake Up From Hibernation
• Easter in March - sometimes (31 March 2013 / 27 March 2016)
• Irish American Month
• March was named for Mars, the Roman God of War
• Beware The Ides of March
Now with that being said, let’s
“March...On” with our Newsletter.
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• “Who Said That - Movie Quote Addition” (WST - MQA) -
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Many of you come up with correct answers, they just come in too
late. The first week of a new month is the time for you to scan
your monthly Newsletter and get your answer(s) to me - ASAP.
• FEBRUARY’S QUOTE: “ALL RIGHT, MICKEY’S A MOUSE,
DONALD’S A DUCK, PLUTO’S A DOG. WHAT’S GOOFY?”
• THE FEBRUARY ANSWER IS: “STAND BY ME” and the actor
is “WIL WHEATON”
• THE WINNER IS: GARY ROCKLAGE
• MARCH’S QUOTE: “BE AFRAID. BE VERY AFRAID.”
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OF THE ACTOR(S) WHO SAID THE QUOTE. SEND YOUR ANSWER TO
• “The Bucket List (B/L) Challenge” - The B/L Remains On
Sabbatical! OK, I need your assistance to bring this back to
life...this is on “life support!” I would hate to see this go
away; but, if no assistance comes forward soon we will let it go!
Hooah, Hugs & Love, Now Let’s “MARCH...ON” - Bob
A Preview Of The March Newsletter Articles:
(going in all directions & down many paths)
#2 Play Time
#3 11 Bravos
#12 Back 9
and finally . . . #13 Dream Big
Out The Garage” #1 Contributed by Peggy Graham (The hard
Playing With Babies” #2 Contributed by Jake & Honor (Check
out the different “children with fur!”)
Bravos” #3 Contributed by Bob Graham (Some great items!)
To Make a Butterfly Out of Paper” #4 Contributed by Judy
(I tried, mine looked like a hippo - Bob)
Contributed by Gary Rocklage (It's a good one!)
Wish You Enough” #6 Contributed by Peggy Graham (I to
wish you all “enough.”)
Man Cold vs. the Mom Cold” #7 Contributed by Charlene
(This is pretty close to being true!)
Nightmares Compilation” #8 Contributed by Linda (Wanke)
Rapp (How do these people live through this?)
Things Work” #9 Contributed by Ted Dumke (Pretty
interesting - go big bird!)
“Seenager: Senior Teenager” #10
Contributed by Bruce
Ahlvin (Yes you are!)
I am a Seenager aka a Senior
• I have everything that I wanted as a teenager, only 70 years
• I don't have to go to school or work.
• I get an allowance every month.
• I have my own pad.
•I don't have a curfew.
• I have a driver's license and my own car.
• I have a ID that gets me into bars and the wine store...I like
the wine store best.
• The people I hang around with are not scared of getting
pregnant, they aren’t scared of anything, they have been blessed
to live this long, why be scared.
• And I don't have acne.
• Life is Good! Also, you will feel much more intelligent after
reading this, if you are a Seenager.
• Brains of older people are slow because they know so
People do not decline mentally with age, it just takes them longer
to recall facts because they have more information in their
brains. Scientists believe this also makes you hard of hearing, as
it puts pressure on your inner ear.
“Be Careful” #11
Contributed by Alan, Alan, Alan Swenson
(Don’t worry Charlene, Bob put my name on this way - yes I did!)
This one is priceless. A lesson to be learned from typing the
wrong e-mail address!
A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a
particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel
where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their
travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to
Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his
room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he
accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and
without realizing his error, sent the e-mail.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home
from her husband's funeral. He was a Baptist minister who was
called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided
to check her e-mail expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The
widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor
and saw the computer screen which read:
To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: March 1, 2017
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here
now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've
just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything
has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to
seeing you then! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.
P. S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!
“The Back Nine” #12
Contributed by Gary Rocklage
(Rock, sometimes I feel like I’m heading for the club house!)
I FIRST STARTED READING THIS E-MAIL & WAS READING FAST UNTIL I
REACHED THE THIRD SENTENCE. I STOPPED AND STARTED OVER READING
SLOWER AND THINKING ABOUT EVERY WORD. THIS E-MAIL IS VERY THOUGHT
PROVOKING. MAKES YOU STOP AND THINK. READ SLOWLY!
You know...time has a way of moving quickly and catching you
unaware of the passing years. It seems just like yesterday that I
was young, just married and embarking on my new life with my mate.
Yet in a way, it seems like eons ago, and I wonder where all the
years went. I know that I lived them all. I have glimpses of how
it was back then and of all my hopes and dreams.
But, here it is...the back nine of my life and it catches me by
surprise. How did I get here so fast? Where did the years go and
where did my youth go?
I remember well seeing older people through the years and thinking
that those older people were years away from me and that I was
only on the first hole and the back nine was so far off that I
could not fathom it or imagine fully what it would be like.
But, here it is...my friends are retired and getting gray...they
move slower and I see an older person now. Some are in better and
some worse shape than me...but, I see the great change. Not like
the ones that I remember who were young and vibrant...but, like
me, their age is beginning to show and we are now those older
folks that we used to see and never thought we'd become.
Each day now, I find that just getting a shower is a real target
for the day! And taking a nap is not a treat anymore...it's
mandatory! Cause if I don't on my own free will...I just fall
asleep where I sit!
And so...now I enter into this new season of my life unprepared
for all the aches and pains and the loss of strength and ability
to go and do things that I wish I had done but never did! But, at
least I know, that though I’m on the back nine, and I'm not sure
how long it will last...this I know, that when it's over on this
earth...it's over. A new adventure will begin! Yes, I have
regrets. There are things I wish I hadn't done...things I should
have done, but indeed, there are many things I'm happy to have
done. It's all in a lifetime.
So, if you're not on the back nine yet...let me remind you, that
it will be here faster than you think. So, whatever you would like
to accomplish in your life please do it quickly! Don't put things
off too long! Life goes by quickly. So, do what you can today, as
you can never be sure whether you’re on the back nine or not!
You have no promise that you will see all the seasons of your
life...so, live for today and say all the things that you want
your loved ones to remember...and hope that they appreciate and
love you for all the things that you have done for them in all the
"Life" is a gift to you. The way you live your life is your gift
to those who come after. Make it a fantastic one. LIVE IT WELL!
ENJOY TODAY! DO SOMETHING FUN! BE HAPPY! HAVE A GREAT DAY!
Remember, it is health that is real wealth and not pieces of gold
and silver. LIVE HAPPY IN 2017!
LASTLY, CONSIDER THIS:
• Your kids are becoming you...but your grandchildren are perfect!
• Going out is good...Coming home is better!
• You forget names...but it's OK because some people forgot they
even knew you!
• You realize you're never going to be really good at anything
• The things you used to care to do, you aren't as interested in
anymore, but you really do care that you aren't as interested.
• You sleep better on a lounge chair with the TV 'ON' than in bed.
It's called "pre-sleep".
• You miss the days when everything worked with just an "ON" and
• You tend to use more 4 letter words..."what?"..."when?"...???
• You notice everything they sell in stores is "sleeveless"?!
• What used to be freckles are now liver spots.
• Everybody whispers.
• You have 3 sizes of clothes in your closet...2 of which you will
never wear again.
• But Old is good in some things: Old Songs, Old movies, and best
of all, OLD FRIENDS! Stay well, "OLD FRIEND!" Send this on to
other "Old Friends!" and let them laugh in AGREEMENT! “It's Not
What You Gather, But What You Scatter, That Tells What Kind Of
Life You Have Lived.”
• TODAY IS THE OLDEST YOU'VE EVER BEEN; YET THE YOUNGEST YOU'LL
EVER BE, SO ENJOY THIS DAY WHILE IT LASTS.
Celebrate life every day since it has an unknown expiration date!
Powerful Message” #13 Contributed by Bob Graham
(This will make you think - DREAM BIG)
HAPPY BIRTHDAY AND ANNIVERSARY
TO ALL MARCH CLASSMATES!
MARCH 2017 - “WOMEN’S HISTORY MONTH”
(MARCH WAS NAMED FOR THE ROMAN GOD MARS).
DATES TO REMEMBER:
1 - Ash Wednesday -
National Pig Day - Peanut Butter Lovers Day.
2 - Old Stuff Day: are they talking about us?
3 - National Anthem Day - Caregiver Appreciation Day -
Employee Appreciation Day
- I Want You to be Happy Day - If Pets Had Thumbs Day
- National Salesperson Day - Peach Blossom Day.
4 - Hug a GI Day.
5 - Multiple Personality Day.
6 - Dentist's Day - National Frozen Food Day.
7 - National Crown Roast of Pork Day.
8 - Be Nasty Day - International (Working) Women's Day.
9 - Panic Day - Popcorn Lover's Day.
10 - Middle Name Pride Day
11 - Worship of Tools Day, guys, you can relate - Johnny
12 - Girl Scouts Day - Plant a Flower Day.
13 - Ear Muff Day - Jewel Day.
14 - Learn about Butterflies Day - National Potato Chip Day
- National Pi Day - Why today? Because today is 3.14, the value of
15 - Ides of March - Dumbstruck Day - Everything You Think is
16 - Everything You Do is Right Day - Freedom of Information Day
- Incredible Kid Day.
17 - Saint Patrick's Day
- Submarine Day, the hero sandwich or the boat?
- Corned Beef and Cabbage Day.
18 - Goddess of Fertility Day - National Quilting Day - Supreme
19 - Poultry Day.
20 - International Earth Day - Extraterrestrial Abductions Day
- Proposal Day.
21 - Credit Card Reduction Day - Fragrance Day - National
- Tea for Two Tuesday.
22 - National Goof Off Day.
23 - National Puppy Day - National Chip and Dip Day - Melba
Toast Day - Near Miss Day.
24 - National Chocolate Covered Raisin Day.
25 - Pecan Day - Waffle Day.
26 - Make Up Your Own Holiday Day - National Spinach Day.
27 - National "Joe" Day.
28 - Something on a Stick Day
- Weed Appreciation Day.
29 - National Mom and Pop Business Owners Day - Smoke and
30 - National Doctor's Day - I am in Control Day - Take a Walk
in the Park Day.
31 - World Backup Day - National Clam on the Half Shell Day -
Bunsen Burner Day.
Classmates, Family and Friends of
the Aragon Class of 1964...
Thank You! Once again for your continued support. The sending in
of Articles, Subject Matter and Topics “SPECIFIC” to your
interests, continues to give the Newsletter a great diversity of
subjects for all to enjoy. Take Care and Stay Safe. We will talk
again in April –
Hooah, Hugs, Love & the Great
Month of March for you all,
your Classmate, Bob